About Me

I consider myself a vanilla-friendly kink provider. I certainly have a reputation for indulging in certain kinks (detailed more extensively elsewhere on this site). Yet, even those that would consider themselves “on the vanilla side” seem to gravitate towards me. In my mind there are only two explanations for this. The first is that I’m charming, hilarious and reasonably good looking and this shines through on my social media and elsewhere. The second is that they’re looking for an approachable guide into the world of sexual exploration. Regardless of the reasoning, I’m grateful to have the opportunity to meet and forge connections with suitors of such unique interests and personalities. As long as you can tolerate my undeniable quirkiness and perverted sense of humour, I’m more than happy to make your acquaintance.

I’ve been told I exude a strong, playful energy. I think much of that energy is owed to the fact that I truly enjoy what I do. True intimacy is very lacking in our society and yet is very much a human need. Of course, what is intimate varies from person to person. I’ve helped many people experience their kinks but, for some, merely talking about certain things is a truly intimate act. Many suitors have confided in me about fantasies or sexual anxieties that they’ve never shared before. If I had to summarize my vibe, it’s very much ‘come hither. ‘ I’ve always loved that phrase. Come closer. Take my hand. Let me guide you.

The Physical Description

A massive collection of photos of me beyond those included on this site can be found on my Twitter. I have brown eyes, multiple piercings (navel, nose and ears) and a modest collection of tattoos which are obvious and not easily concealed. I pick and choose in terms of ‘maintenance.’ I don’t typically wear makeup or have my nails done. I do, however, like having my eyelashes done and take very good care of my feet. (I always have polish on my toes).

What I wear to greet you at the door is largely based on my mood that day. Sometimes I dress very casually, other times I’m decked out in lingerie. If you have a particular ‘look’ that really gets you excited, I’m more than happy to accommodate outfit requests as long as I’m given notice.

Food & Drink Preferences

I must emphasize here that I love all food. There is no food that I will not appreciate you bringing me or taking me out for. I am of the philosophy that, when it comes to food, I should put it in my mouth and ask questions later. Thankfully, I have no allergies or dietary restrictions as this philosophy would certainly have gotten me into trouble if I did. With that said, I do have a preference for savoury over sweet most of the time.

Some of my favourite dishes include:

Pho
Khao Soi
Dim Sum
Saag Paneer
Any Kind of Curry
Seafood Dishes That Involve A Ton of Butter

Some of my favourite drinks include:

Carbonated Water
Coffee or espresso
Green tea
Pressed (Vegetable Based) Juices
Bubble Tea
Red Wine

Gift Ideas

Gifts are never expected but are always appreciated. Do avoid bringing me cut flowers though – watching something die on my counter gets me all existential. My wishlist can be found here: https://mywishlist.online/w/iqdguu/kimber’s-wishlist. Please feel free to use it as inspiration.