I consider myself a vanilla-friendly kink provider. I certainly have a reputation for indulging incertain kinks (detailed more extensively elsewhere on this site). Yet, even those that would consider themselves “on the vanilla side” seem to gravitate towards me. In my mind there are only two explanations for this. The first is that I’m charming, hilarious and reasonably good looking and this shines through on my social media and elsewhere. The second is that they’re looking for an approachable guide into the world of sexual exploration. Regardless of the reasoning, I’m grateful to have the opportunity to meet and forge connections with suitors of such unique interests and personalities. As long as you can tolerate my undeniable quirkiness and perverted sense of humour, I’m more than happy to make your acquaintance.
The Physical Description
A massive collection of photos of me beyond those included on this site can be found on my Twitter. Behind the blur, I have warm brown eyes and long eyelashes. I’m a natural brunette and don’t currently treat my hair with heat or chemicals. My lax hair care routine is largely due to convenience (and running out of colours to dye my hair in my younger years), but it has had the added benefit of making my hair quite soft and silky. I take pride in keeping my hands and feet silky smooth as well and always have my toe and fingernails maintained. I have multiple piercings (navel, nose and ears) and a modest collection of tattoos which are obvious and not easily concealed. Whether or not my tattoos qualify as ‘tasteful’ and ‘non-distracting’ would, I suppose, depend on your taste and how easily distracted you are.
What I wear to greet you at the door is largely based on my mood that day. Sometimes I dress very casually, other times I’m decked out in lingerie. If you have a particular ‘look’ that really gets you excited, I’m more than happy to accommodate outfit requests as long as I’m given notice. I do not wear makeup and do not accommodate requests to do so.
Food & Drink Preferences
I must emphasize here that I love all food. There is no food that I will not appreciate youbringing me or taking me out for. I am of the philosophy that, when it comes to food, I shouldput it in my mouth and ask questions later. Thankfully, I have no allergies or dietaryrestrictions as this philosophy would certainly have gotten me into trouble if I did. With that said, I do have a preference for savoury over sweet most of the time.